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oh my god fuck this noise i’m outtie

blockin the tumbls for a week or so catch you hep cats on the flipside

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i say shit like ‘coolsville’ to describe things welcome to 1958 with me

eheh I do that too oh gosh

we are cool cats B)

Unironically saying things like hep, grody, cool cat, and like wow

that’s me

Man I unironically use a lot of 50s slang what am I doing

I just called Sky a “cool cat”

Ohmygod, can I just hug you?

yes *u*

Man I don’t understand

If someone identifies as a wizard or a dragon or a unicorn or whatever

they aren’t fucking hurting anyone

They aren’t hurting you or anyone else so what the fuck is the big deal

If you don’t believe in it or understand it that’s fine

but Jesus Christ it’s not necessary to be a huge asshole about it

Why can’t you just let people do what makes them happy

They aren’t hurting anyone

My goddamn identity isn’t hurting anyone

I’m not mentally ill I’m not stupid I’m not delusional or whatever

Jesus Christ I’m just identifying the way I feel most comfortable

Man this girl has bits of toilet paper all over her inner labia

girl what are you doin you in a porno damn clean yoself

I keep forgetting that my friends have gr8 porn blogs

im a ghost and i’m flickin your power switch on and off *U* whoa that kinda sounded uhh strange uhm

ehehehehe